Pick your suffering level. Each tier is a badge of honor nobody asked for.
A gentle trot. Reach 250 horse lengths to prove you understand the assignment. Most humans manage this on a coffee break.
The first true milestone. One thousand golden lengths. Your scrolling finger will remember this day.
Now we're serious. 5,000 lengths separates the curious from the committed. Bring snacks.
Copy your challenge link from the game and dare a friend to beat your best. Loser buys coffee. Winner gets nothing but glory.
Every signpost on your descent, and what happens when you pass it:
| Lengths | Celebration |
|---|---|
| 100 | Century Club — confetti burst |
| 250 | Golden Gallop — confetti burst |
| 500 | Half a Thousand — confetti burst |
| 800 | 800 and Gleaming — confetti burst |
| 1,000 | ONE THOUSAND — big confetti + fanfare |
| 1,500 | Confetti burst |
| 2,000 | Double Grand — confetti burst |
| 3,000 | Confetti burst |
| 5,000 | FIVE THOUSAND — big confetti + fanfare |
| 7,500 | Confetti burst |
| 10,000 | TEN THOUSAND — grand finale celebration |
| 15,000+ | Every 5,000 — confetti burst |
| 20,000+ | Every 10,000 — grand finale celebration |
Hit a milestone you're proud of? Smash that 📤 Share button in the progress bar — it shares your distance with a challenge link. Or copy a ⚔️ Challenge a friend link anytime from the game page. When your friend opens it, they'll see exactly how far they have to go to dethrone you.
Any distance. Send your link, your friend opens it, their screen shows your number as the target. Honor system from there.
Your personal best lives in your browser. Global leaderboards would require accounts, and accounts would require seriousness, and we have none.
Unknown. The horse has no finish line and we have no telemetry. If you've passed 10,000, please tell someone. Anyone.